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艾瑞巴蒂!下午好呀!我们又见面啦!我是实习生橙橙呀~风里雨里,我们在轻松一秒相遇,大声喊出我们的口号:“轻松一秒,快乐十分!”
废话不多说,我们一起进入快乐时光~


今日问题来啦!
童年里中最印象深刻的一部动画片是什么?

【上期提问】
请问:

这是全能型人才


1.骚饼

2.禁止动物表演,我对象怎么咋在上面呢

3.蔡:开庭时带上你那2.5个牛油

4.施工现场

5.谁说打麻将没有运动量的~

6.给你多少钱你愿意试试?

7.《中西合璧》

8.这得配个白事可乐

9.好像用反了...
你爱吃哪家的炸鸡?
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1. 麦当劳22%
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2. 肯德基51%
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3. 德克士8%
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4. 华莱士8%
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5. 其他11%

10.哪有什么岁月静好,有人替你负重前行

11.司机:交一下钱 大爷:交什么钱我坐自己的车

12.西天取…

13.只要思想不滑坡,办法总比困难多

14.有比这个还抽象的标识吗?

15.常在河边走哪有不湿鞋


1.某单身多年的男子跟一妹子相亲,吃饭时男生红着脸问,你知道人有多少根骨头吗?妹子回答好想206根,可是我现在比你多一根,男子说 妹子一愣,然后脸红的用手打了一下男子说 讨厌,男子连忙解释说,你想多了,我是喉咙里卡了一根鱼刺。

2.俩人谈对像三年了,约好山上练骑马男的想浪漫一下,就骑着马来到了悬崖边,回头对着心爱的女人说:“我最后问你一句,你到底能不能嫁给我,如果你不嫁给我,我活着也没什么意思我就从这个山崖跳下去”….女人被感动了对着男人大喊一声“嫁!”,马嗷的一声从山崖冲了下去..享年28岁,装是有风险的,说话需谨慎!

3.今天去ATM机取钱一大哥一直在看我密码我一直努力的挡,终于,挡不住了,我问:不是,你看什么看啊?只见他淡定的回答:我就看看把身份证插进去,能取出啥钱出来。

4.昨天看到一个女生在小区里练习太空步摩擦摩擦似魔鬼的步伐我走过去谦虚的问这个舞步能教教我吗?女生:….我踩到狗屎了...

5.一天我去算命,老先生看了看:“你20岁恋爱,23岁娶妻,24岁得子,好运不断,阖家团圆啊!”我:“骗子!老子今年36岁了,博士毕业,都还没谈过恋爱!"老先生:“你说你什么毕业?”我:“我博士毕业啊!怎么了"老先生:“那就对了,知识改变命运!”


快乐的时光总是短暂的,又到了跟大家说再见的时候啦......我是实习生橙橙,希望你们能喜欢今天的内容,轻松一秒继续带给你快乐!欢迎大家来评论区和橙橙互动呀,886~我们下期再见啦!
