姐妹成对,快乐翻倍。
Sistersinpairs,doublehappiness.
上课瞌睡王,食堂干饭王,学校孤寡王,火腿王中王,一节更比一节强,果冻我要喜之郎!
Classsleepyking,cafeteriadryriceking,schoollonelyking,hamkingking,asectionisstrongerthanasection,jellyIwantahappyman!
去找一个能把你逗笑的人吧,我不行,我只能把你美哭。
Findsomeonewhocanmakeyoulaugh.Ican't.Icanonlymakeyoucry.
“你多久没谈过恋爱了?”“没听过不许问女生的年龄吗!”
Howlonghaveyounotbeeninlove?“Haven'tyoueverheardofnotaskingtheageofagirl?
要问干饭哪家强?你我皆是干饭王!
Whichoneisbetter?YouandIarethekingofdryrice!
我的原则是:人不犯我,我不犯人;人若犯我,我就生气!
Myprincipleis:peopledon'toffendme,Idon'toffend;Ifpeopleoffendme,Iwillbeangry!
据说害怕时喊出的名字是你最爱的人,你知道卧槽是谁吗?
Itissaidthatthenameyoucalloutwhenyouareafraidisyourfavoriteperson.Doyouknowwhothesleeperis?
只有经历过大风大雨的人才知道,打伞并没有什么卵用。
OnlythosewhohaveexperiencedstrongwindandheavyrainknowthatitisnoteasytotakeanumbrellaWhat'stheuseofeggs.
你要是喜欢我,你就跟我表白,人这辈子总要体验一下被美女拒绝的滋味吧。
Ifyoulikeme,youcantellmethatyouhavetoexperiencethetasteofbeingrejectedbybeautifulwomeninyourlife.
我虽然上班天天迟到,可是我下班很准时啊。
I'mlateforworkeveryday,butI'montime.
在超市,刘全有悄悄的把手伸到条码扫描器上,只见屏幕显示:猪蹄8元。刘全有以为机器坏了,把脸凑过去看,屏幕显示猪头肉5元。
Inthesupermarket,LiuQuanyouquietlyextendedhishandtothebarcodescanner,onlytoseethescreendisplay:Pig'sfeet8yuan.LiuQuanyouthoughtthemachinewasbroken,soheputhisfaceclosetoitandsawthatthescreenshowedthatthepigheadmeatwas5yuan.
没回消息就是在修巴黎圣母院。
Ididn'tgetback.IwasbuildingNotreDame.
我牛不牛逼我不知道,但是当别人跟我说“你死了地球照样转的时候”,我听着就觉得地球在硬撑。
Idon'tknow,butwhenpeoplesaytome,whenyoudie,theearthstillturns,Ifeelthattheearthisstruggling.
你们那种会自动显示45kg的体重秤是哪里买的呀?我也想要。
Wheredidyoubuythe45kgscalethatwilldisplayautomatically?Ialsowantto.
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