本周,不,应该说是今年,以及未来几年,乐评界最重要事情发生了,《滚石》发布了新一期的《最伟大的500张专辑》,这个List一直作为欧美音乐摇滚时代以来,最具有参考价值的音乐专辑目录,昨天进行了如“宇宙大爆炸”一般的改动与变革,一时间,每条大街小巷,每个人的嘴里,见面第一句话,就是滚石死了。。。那么小编也赶快使用上班摸鱼的时间,来表达一下对这版500专辑的评论和趣味总结。

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首先当然是直接点题:我很喜欢这个List,而且很合我的心意,并且对滚石越来越崇拜了。实际上我很早就说过,能排出这样庞大的List,本身就是非常伟大的事情,比如在座的你,你,你,你,你,就排不出 ,Pitchfork也排过500,然后它自己都看不下去,删掉了,换成十年一排,NME,Slant,Spin都有自己的All Time List,所以他们都是经典、传统、且有运作 系统的权重乐评,他们本来就作为欧美音乐艺术的向导和领路人,因此能够更新本就是非常值得赞扬的事情,实际上只有经常更新才是增加生命力的源泉,我觉得现在的周期已经太慢了,最好一年一更,这样才更加紧张刺激,如果哪一天停更了,那才是真正的遗憾与死亡呢!

《滚石》是摇滚时代最伟大的音乐杂志,因为它具有崇高的摇滚精神,破四旧、反封建、弃传统、迎创新不只是说说而已,在2003年发布第一版的《最伟大的500张专辑》《最伟大的500首歌》《最伟大的100位艺术家》《最伟大的100位歌唱家》后,将之前所有的欧美音乐作品进行了系统全面地梳理,我们现在对于音乐的判断准则很多都源自《滚石》的系统革命。

就像母亲在你小时候指着蓝色的天空说:天空是绿色的。这就是你进入系统的开始,如果没有滚石,你怎么会知道Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band是世界上最好的专辑,就算多年之后你发现了其他好专辑,觉得这张专辑也就这样,没有那么好,但至少理念与意识已经被“Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band是世界上最好的专辑”所蒙蔽/干扰/荼毒/洗脑/迷惑/疯狂/崩溃。

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从很早之前就经常看到有人说“滚石现在是四星天后”,“滚石越来越迂腐啦”,“Pop歌手现在乐评分数都虚高”,而实际上那也只是大众所关注的歌手而已,今年滚石给了一个1.5星和好几个2星了,你们都看到了吗?而更可笑的是《最伟大的500张专辑》更新了两次,这500多张专辑你都听过了吗?或者至少去看过一眼封面吗?实际上其他那些不太有知名度的艺术家,你可能永远不会去了解,去聆听,那么把他们都删掉,换成你们喜欢讨论、喜欢撕逼、喜欢攀比的偶像和明星,不是正合你们的心意吗?过去的乐迷一看到乐评List就开始找陌生的歌听,现在的粉丝一看到List就开始撕逼,你买榜,我搬床,不亦乐乎。。。我觉得滚石做得很对。

先放一段排名,休息一下

1 | Marvin Gaye | What's Going On | 1971

2 | The Beach Boys | Pet Sounds | 1966

3 | Joni Mitchell | Blue | 1971

4 | Stevie Wonder | Songs in the Key of Life | 1976

5 | The Beatles | Abbey Road | 1969

6 | Nirvana | Nevermind | 1991

7 | Fleetwood Mac | Rumours | 1977

8 | Prince and the Revolution | Purple Rain | 1984

9 | Bob Dylan | Blood on the Tracks | 1975

10 | Lauryn Hill | The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill | 1998

11 | The Beatles | Revolver | 1966

12 | Michael Jackson | Thriller | 1982

13 | Aretha Franklin | I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You | 1967

14 | The Rolling Stones | Exile on Main St. | 1972

15 | Public Enemy | It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back | 1988

16 | The Clash | London Calling | 1979

17 | Kanye West | My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy | 2010

18 | Bob Dylan | Highway 61 Revisited | 1965

19 | Kendrick Lamar | To Pimp a Butterfly | 2015

20 | Radiohead | Kid A | 2000

21 | Bruce Springsteen | Born to Run | 1975

22 | The Notorious B.I.G. | Ready to Die | 1994

23 | The Velvet Underground & Nico | The Velvet Underground & Nico | 1967

24 | The Beatles | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | 1967

25 | Carole King | Tapestry | 1971

26 | Patti Smith | Horses | 1975

27 | Wu-Tang Clan | Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) | 1993

28 | D'Angelo | Voodoo | 2000

29 | The Beatles | The Beatles (White Album) | 1968

30 | The Jimi Hendrix Experience | Are You Experienced? | 1967

31 | Miles Davis | Kind of Blue | 1959

32 | Beyoncé | Lemonade | 2016

33 | Amy Winehouse | Back to Black | 2006

34 | Stevie Wonder | Innervisions | 1973

35 | The Beatles | Rubber Soul | 1965

36 | Michael Jackson | Off the Wall | 1979

37 | Dr. Dre | The Chronic | 1992

38 | Bob Dylan | Blonde on Blonde | 1966

39 | Talking Heads | Remain in Light | 1980

40 | David Bowie | The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars | 1972

41 | The Rolling Stones | Let It Bleed | 1969

42 | Radiohead | OK Computer | 1997

43 | A Tribe Called Quest | The Low End Theory | 1991

44 | Nas | Illmatic | 1994

45 | Prince | Sign O' the Times | 1987

46 | Paul Simon | Graceland | 1986

47 | Ramones | Ramones | 1976

48 | Bob Marley and the Wailers | Legend | 1984

49 | OutKast | Aquemini | 1998

50 | Jay-Z | The Blueprint | 2001

51 | Chuck Berry | The Great Twenty-Eight | 1982

52 | David Bowie | Station to Station | 1976

53 | The Jimi Hendrix Experience | Electric Ladyland | 1968

54 | James Brown | Star Time | 1991

55 | Pink Floyd | The Dark Side of the Moon | 1973

56 | Liz Phair | Exile in Guyville | 1993

57 | The Band | The Band | 1969

58 | Led Zeppelin | Led Zeppelin IV | 1971

59 | Stevie Wonder | Talking Book | 1972

60 | Van Morrison | Astral Weeks | 1968

61 | Eric B. & Rakim | Paid in Full | 1987

62 | Guns N' Roses | Appetite for Destruction | 1987

63 | Steely Dan | Aja | 1977

64 | OutKast | Stankonia | 2000

65 | James Brown | Live at the Apollo | 1963

66 | John Coltrane | A Love Supreme | 1965

67 | Jay-Z | Reasonable Doubt | 1996

68 | Kate Bush | Hounds of Love | 1985

69 | Alanis Morrissette | Jagged Little Pill | 1995

70 | N.W.A | Straight Outta Compton | 1988

71 | Bob Marley & The Wailers | Exodus | 1977

72 | Neil Young | Harvest | 1972

73 | My Bloody Valentine | Loveless | 1991

74 | Kanye West | The College Dropout | 2004

75 | Aretha Franklin | Lady Soul | 1968

76 | Curtis Mayfield | Superfly | 1972

77 | The Who | Who's Next | 1971

78 | Elvis Presley | The Sun Sessions | 1976

79 | Frank Ocean | Blonde | 2016

80 | Sex Pistols | Never Mind the Bollocks - Here's the Sex Pistols | 1977

81 | Beyoncé | Beyoncé | 2013

82 | Sly and the Family Stone | There's a Riot Goin' On | 1971

83 | Dusty Springfield | Dusty in Memphis | 1969

84 | AC/DC | Back in Black | 1980

85 | John Lennon | Plastic Ono Band | 1970

86 | The Doors | The Doors | 1967

87 | Miles Davis | Bitches Brew | 1970

88 | David Bowie | Hunky Dory | 1971

89 | Erykah Badu | Baduizm | 1997

90 | Neil Young | After the Gold Rush | 1970

91 | Bruce Springsteen | Darkness on the Edge of Town | 1978

92 | The Jimi Hendrix Experience | Axis: Bold as Love | 1967

93 | Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott | Supa Dupa Fly | 1997

94 | The Stooges | Fun House | 1970

95 | Drake | Take Care | 2011

96 | R.E.M. | Automatic for the People | 1992

97 | Metallica | Master of Puppets | 1986

98 | Lucinda Williams | Car Wheels on a Gravel Road | 1998

99 | Taylor Swift | Red | 2012

就像Taylor Swift和Lady Gaga的粉丝,“厕蜜好难听,脱粉130秒”“蠢爱好难听,怎么会是首单”,实际上如果ME和Stupid Love空冠了,现在完全就是两幅面孔,说到底就是成绩粉。歌迷都向商业屈服了,为什么乐评不能向商业屈服?或许你会说这是乐评媒体向商业的献媚,为了吸引流量不择手段。那么试问,谁不喜欢赚钱呢?谁不喜欢和年轻人做爱打作一团呢?你又怎么知道Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band不是因为它的千万销量和千万邪教粉丝而妥协的呢?我很清楚滚石这次删掉了哪些人,后面会统计,但是那些极具商业价值并且至今依然被津津乐道的专辑都被完好地保存了下来,做个新版的专辑墙会发现也没什么变化嘛。

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100 | The Band | Music from Big Pink | 1968

101 | Led Zeppelin | Led Zeppelin | 1969

102 | The Clash | The Clash | 1977

103 | De La Soul | 3 Feet High and Rising | 1989

104 | The Rolling Stones | Sticky Fingers | 1971

105 | The Allman Brothers Band | At Fillmore East | 1971

106 | Hole | Live Through This | 1994

107 | Television | Marquee Moon | 1977

108 | Fiona Apple | When the Pawn... | 1999

109 | Lou Reed | Transformer | 1972

110 | Joni Mitchell | Court and Spark | 1974

111 | Janet Jackson | Control | 1986

112 | Elton John | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | 1973

113 | The Smiths | The Queen Is Dead | 1986

114 | The Strokes | Is This It | 2001

115 | Kendrick Lamar | good kid, m.A.A.d city | 2012

116 | The Cure | Disintegration | 1989

117 | Kanye West | Late Registration | 2005

118 | The Eagles | Hotel California | 1976

119 | Sly and the Family Stone | Stand! | 1969

120 | Van Morrison | Moondance | 1970

121 | Elvis Costello | This Year's Model | 1978

122 | Nine Inch Nails | The Downward Spiral | 1994

123 | Led Zeppelin | Led Zeppelin II | 1969

124 | U2 | Achtung Baby | 1991

125 | Beastie Boys | Paul's Boutique | 1989

126 | Mary J. Blige | My Life | 1994

127 | Ray Charles | Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music | 1962

128 | Queen | A Night at the Opera | 1975

129 | Pink Floyd | The Wall | 1979

130 | Prince | 1999 | 1982

131 | Portishead | Dummy | 1994

132 | Hank Williams | 40 Greatest Hits | 1978

133 | Joni Mitchell | Hejira | 1976

134 | Fugees | The Score | 1996

135 | U2 | The Joshua Tree | 1987

136 | Funkadelic | Maggot Brain | 1971

137 | Adele | 21 | 2011

138 | Madonna | The Immaculate Collection | 1990

139 | Black Sabbath | Paranoid | 1970

140 | Bob Marley and The Wailers | Catch a Fire | 1973

141 | Pixies | Doolittle | 1989

142 | Bruce Springsteen | Born in the U.S.A. | 1984

143 | The Velvet Underground | The Velvet Underground | 1969

144 | Led Zeppelin | Physical Graffiti | 1975

145 | Eminem | The Marshall Mathers LP | 2000

146 | Blondie | Parallel Lines | 1978

147 | Jeff Buckley | Grace | 1994

148 | Frank Ocean | Channel Orange | 2012

149 | John Prine | John Prine | 1971

150 | Bruce Springsteen | Nebraska | 1982

151 | George Michael | Faith | 1987

152 | The Pretenders | Pretenders | 1980

153 | PJ Harvey | Rid of Me | 1993

154 | Aretha Franklin | Amazing Grace | 1972

155 | Jay-Z | The Black Album | 2003

156 | The Replacements | Let It Be | 1984

157 | Oasis | (What's the Story) Morning Glory? | 1995

158 | Erykah Badu | Mama's Gun | 2000

159 | The Police | Synchronicity | 1983

160 | Pearl Jam | Ten | 1991

161 | Crosby, Stills & Nash | Crosby, Stills & Nash | 1969

162 | Pulp | Different Class | 1995

163 | Various Artists | Saturday Night Fever | 1977

164 | Johnny Cash | At Folsom Prison | 1968

165 | R.E.M. | Murmur | 1983

166 | Buddy Holly | 20 Golden Greats | 1978

167 | Depeche Mode | Violator | 1990

168 | Steely Dan | Can't Buy a Thrill | 1972

169 | Billy Joel | The Stranger | 1977

170 | Cream | Disraeli Gears | 1967

171 | Sonic Youth | Daydream Nation | 1988

172 | Simon and Garfunkel | Bridge Over Troubled Water | 1970

173 | Nirvana | In Utero | 1993

174 | Jimmy Cliff & Various Artists | The Harder They Come: Original Soundtrack | 1972

175 | Kendrick Lamar | DAMN. | 2017

176 | Public Enemy | Fear of a Black Planet | 1990

177 | Rod Stewart | Every Picture Tells a Story | 1971

178 | Otis Redding | Otis Blue | 1965

179 | The Notorious B.I.G. | Life After Death | 1997

180 | Love | Forever Changes | 1967

181 | Bob Dylan | Bringing It All Back Home | 1965

182 | James Taylor | Sweet Baby James | 1970

183 | D'Angelo | Brown Sugar | 1995

184 | Cyndi Lauper | She's So Unusual | 1983

185 | The Rolling Stones | Beggars Banquet | 1968

186 | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Blood Sugar Sex Magik | 1991

187 | Ice Cube | AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted | 1990

188 | T. Rex | Electric Warrior | 1971

189 | Sleater-Kinney | Dig Me Out | 1997

190 | The Who | Tommy | 1969

191 | Etta James | At Last! | 1961

192 | Beastie Boys | Licensed to Ill | 1986

193 | Creedence Clearwater Revival | Willy and the Poor Boys | 1969

194 | Michael Jackson | Bad | 1987

195 | Leonard Cohen | Songs of Leonard Cohen | 1967

196 | Robyn | Body Talk | 2010

197 | The Beatles | Meet the Beatles! | 1964

198 | The B-52's | The B-52's | 1979

199 | Pavement | Slanted and Enchanted | 1993

200 | Sade | Diamond Life | 1984

201 | A Tribe Called Quest | Midnight Marauders | 1993

202 | Bjork | Homogenic | 1997

从滚石给Adele的25五星,就已经展现了对商业的取向和传承理念。

你喜欢装逼小众,你喜欢小众音乐,那你可以去看Pitchfork,他们正在形成他们的理念与体系,加入他们就好,没有必要抓着滚石不放,与其把那些用来展现品位的东西放进来,不如把在摇滚体系内且有一定艺术性的流量专辑加入到其中,不是很好嘛?还是那句话,看看谁能活到下一个十年,乐评媒体也是如此,反正说好要收费又不敢收费的媒体不是滚石,可能小众乐迷听众都是一毛不拔吧!?

203 | Nick Drake | Pink Moon | 1979

204 | Kanye West | Graduation | 2007

205 | Cat Stevens | Tea for the Tillerman | 1970

206 | David Bowie | Low | 1977

207 | Eagles | Eagles | 1972

208 | Lil Wayne | Tha Carter III | 2008

209 | Run-DMC | Raising Hell | 1986

210 | Ray Charles | The Birth of Soul | 1991

211 | Joy Division | Unknown Pleasures | 1980 [1979]

212 | Nina Simone | Wild Is the Wind | 1966

213 | Fiona Apple | The Idler Wheel... | 2012

214 | Tom Petty | Wildflowers | 1994

215 | Grateful Dead | American Beauty | 1970

216 | Elliott Smith | Either/Or | 1997

217 | Oasis | Definitely Maybe | 1994

218 | TLC | CrazySexyCool | 1994

219 | Raekwon | Only Built 4 Cuban Linx | 1995

220 | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | Déjà Vu | 1970

221 | Rage Against the Machine | Rage Against the Machine | 1992

222 | Madonna | Ray of Light | 1998

223 | John Lennon | Imagine | 1971

224 | Dixie Chicks | Fly | 1999

225 | Wilco | Yankee Hotel Foxtrot | 2001

226 | Derek and the Dominos | Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs | 1970

227 | Little Richard | Here's Little Richard | 1957

228 | De La Soul | De La Soul Is Dead | 1991

229 | Patsy Cline | The Ultimate Collection | 2000

230 | Rihanna | Anti | 2016

231 | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | Damn the Torpedoes | 1979

232 | John Coltrane | Giant Steps | 1960

233 | Tori Amos | Little Earthquakes | 1992

234 | Black Sabbath | Master of Reality | 1971

235 | Metallica | Metallica | 1991

236 | Daft Punk | Discovery | 2001

237 | Willie Nelson | Red Headed Stranger | 1975

238 | Kraftwerk | Trans Europe Express | 1977

239 | Boogie Down Productions | Criminal Minded | 1987

240 | Sam Cooke | Live at the Harlem Square Club, 1963 | 1985

241 | Massive Attack | Blue Lines | 1991

242 | The Velvet Underground | Loaded | 1970

243 | The Zombies | Odessey and Oracle | 1968

244 | Kanye West | 808s & Heartbreak | 2008

245 | Cocteau Twins | Heaven or Las Vegas | 1990

246 | LL Cool J | Mama Said Knock You Out | 1991

247 | Sade | Love Deluxe | 1992

248 | Green Day | American Idiot | 2004

249 | Whitney Houston | Whitney Houston | 1985

250 | Buzzcocks | Singles Going Steady | 1979

251 | Elton John | Honky Chateau | 1972

252 | Devo | Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo! | 1978

253 | Pink Floyd | The Piper at the Gates of Dawn | 1967

254 | Herbie Hancock | Head Hunters | 1973

255 | Bob Dylan | The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan | 1963

256 | Tracy Chapman | Tracy Chapman | 1988

257 | Dolly Parton | Coat of Many Colors | 1971

258 | Joni Mitchell | The Hissing of Summer Lawns | 1975

259 | Janis Joplin | Pearl | 1971

260 | The Slits | Cut | 1979

261 | Beastie Boys | Check Your Head | 1992

262 | New Order | Power, Corruption & Lies | 1983

263 | The Beatles | A Hard Day's Night | 1964

264 | Pink Floyd | Wish You Were Here | 1975

265 | Pavement | Wowee Zowee | 1995

266 | The Beatles | Help! | 1965

267 | Minutemen | Double Nickels on the Dime | 1984

268 | Randy Newman | Sail Away | 1972

269 | Kanye West | Yeezus | 2013

270 | Kacey Musgraves | Golden Hour | 2018

271 | Mary J. Blige | What's the 411? | 1992

272 | The Velvet Underground | White Light/White Heat | 1968

273 | Gang of Four | Entertainment! | 1979

274 | The Byrds | Sweetheart of the Rodeo | 1968

275 | Curtis Mayfield | Curtis | 1970

276 | Radiohead | The Bends | 1995

277 | Alicia Keys | The Diary of Alicia Keys | 2003

278 | Led Zeppelin | Houses of the Holy | 1973

279 | Nirvana | MTV Unplugged in New York | 1994

280 | 50 Cent | Get Rich or Die Tryin' | 2002

281 | Harry Nilsson | Nilsson Schmilsson | 1971

282 | Frank Sinatra | In the Wee Small Hours | 1955

283 | Donna Summer | Bad Girls | 1975

284 | Merle Haggard | Down Every Road: 1962-1994 | 1996

285 | Big Star | 3rd/Sister Lovers | 1978

286 | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Californication | 1999

287 | The Byrds | Mr. Tambourine Man | 1965

288 | The Modern Lovers | The Modern Lovers | 1976

289 | Bj?rk | Post | 1995

290 | OutKast | Speakerboxxx/The Love Below | 2003

291 | Destiny's Child | The Writing's on the Wall | 1999

292 | Van Halen | Van Halen | 1978

293 | The Breeders | Last Splash | 1993

294 | Weezer | Weezer (The Blue Album) | 1994

295 | Daft Punk | Random Access Memories | 2013

296 | Neil Young | Rust Never Sleeps | 1979

297 | Peter Gabriel | So | 1986

298 | Tom Petty | Full Moon Fever | 1989

299 | B.B. King | Live at the Regal | 1965

300 | Shania Twain | Come On Over | 1997

301 | New York Dolls | New York Dolls | 1973

302 | Neil Young | Tonight's the Night | 1975

303 | ABBA | The Definitive Collection | 2001

304 | Bill Withers | Just As I Am | 1971

305 | Kiss | Alive! | 1975

306 | Al Green | I'm Still in Love with You | 1972

307 | Sam Cooke | Portrait of a Legend | 2003

308 | Brian Eno | Here Come the Warm Jets | 1974

309 | Joy Division | Closer | 1980

310 | Wire | Pink Flag | 1977

311 | Neil Young | On the Beach | 1974

312 | Solange | A Seat at the Table | 2016

313 | PJ Harvey | Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea | 2000

314 | Aaliyah | One in a Million | 1996

315 | Rosalía | El Mal Querer | 2018

316 | The Who | The Who Sell Out | 1967

317 | Billie Holiday | Lady in Satin | 1958

318 | Janet Jackson | The Velvet Rope | 1997

319 | The Stone Roses | The Stone Roses | 1989

320 | X | Los Angeles | 1980

321 | Lana Del Rey | Norman Fucking Rockwell! | 2019

322 | Elvis Presley | From Elvis in Memphis | 1969

323 | The Clash | Sandinista! | 1980

324 | Coldplay | A Rush of Blood to the Head | 2002

325 | Jerry Lee Lewis | All Killer No Filler! | 1993

326 | Prince | Dirty Mind | 1980

327 | The Who | Live at Leeds | 1970

328 | Vampire Weekend | Modern Vampires of the City | 2013

329 | DJ Shadow | Endtroducing... | 1996

330 | The Rolling Stones | Aftermath | 1966

331 | Madonna | Like a Prayer | 1989

332 | Elvis Presley | Elvis Presley | 1956

333 | Bill Withers | Still Bill | 1972

334 | Santana | Abraxas | 1970

335 | Bob Dylan & The Band | The Basement Tapes | 1975

336 | Roxy Music | Avalon | 1982

337 | Bob Dylan | John Wesley Harding | 1967

338 | Brian Eno | Another Green World | 1975

339 | Janet Jackson | Rhythm Nation 1814 | 1989

340 | Snoop Doggy Dogg | Doggystyle | 1993

341 | The Smashing Pumpkins | Siamese Dream | 1993

342 | The Beatles | Let It Be | 1970

343 | Sly & the Family Stone | Greatest Hits | 1970

344 | Toots & the Maytals | Funky Kingston | 1973

345 | Bruce Springsteen | The Wild, the Innocent & the E Street Shuffle | 1973

346 | Arctic Monkeys | AM | 2013

347 | GZA | Liquid Swords | 1995

348 | Gillian Welch | Time (The Revelator) | 2001

349 | MC5 | Kick Out the Jams | 1969

350 | Stevie Wonder | Music of My Mind | 1972

351 | Roxy Music | For Your Pleasure | 1973

352 | Eminem | The Slim Shady LP | 1999

353 | The Cars | The Cars | 1978

354 | X-Ray Spex | Germfree Adolescents | 1978

355 | Black Sabbath | Black Sabbath | 1970

356 | Dr. John | Gris-Gris | 1968

357 | Tom Waits | Rain Dogs | 1985

358 | Sonic Youth | Goo | 1990

359 | Big Star | Radio City | 1974

360 | Funkadelic | One Nation Under a Groove | 1978

361 | My Chemical Romance | The Black Parade | 2006

362 | Luther Vandross | Never Too Much | 1981

363 | Parliament | Mothership Connection | 1975

364 | Talking Heads | More Songs About Buildings and Foods | 1978

365 | Madvillain | Madvillainy | 2004

366 | Aerosmith | Rocks | 1976

367 | Drake | If You're Reading This It's Too Late | 2015

概括一下滚石这个list的特点就是:本土化,政治化和嘻哈化。

本土化:大量的英伦艺人,特别是两次入侵美国的艺人遭遇了重创,而且明显在偷/挪用美国黑人文化的专辑被大力降解,当然真正有自己东西的还是保留了下来。

政治化:黑人和女权,这个都明白,虽然我并不支持过分的政治正确运动,但是对于黑人音乐文化还是无条件支持的,所有的音乐类型都来源于黑人文化,所以这次去掉很多白人乡村大佬的专辑,因为乡村也是黑人音乐。至于女权,同样的不支持也不反对,但是Joni Mitchell和Lauryn Hill跨在Aretha Franklin头上是我不接受的。还有对污点艺人的打压其实也很明显,比如某杀人犯。

嘻哈化:嘻哈音乐被全面抬起是非常有意义的事,虽然其中有些排位值得商榷,但是很高兴这些嘻哈大佬都可以与摇滚巨星同台竞技了。嘻哈音乐的黄金时代是90年代,如果说起90年代你想起了Whitney Houston,Mariah Carey,Celine Dion,那就说明你误入歧途了,懂吗?从1991年到2020年,嘻哈文化对商业和艺术的统治从来没有中断过,滚石已经落后太多了,而你比滚石还落后。我早就说过Kanye West的才能已经可以和Michael Jackson对抗了,可惜这次没打过,有些遗憾,至少滚石证明了我的观点,下次继续。

368 | George Harrison | All Things Must Pass | 1970

369 | Mobb Deep | The Infamous | 1995

370 | Lil Wayne | Tha Carter II | 2005

371 | The Temptations | Anthology | 1973

372 | Big Brother & The Holding Company | Cheap Thrills | 1968

373 | Isaac Hayes | Hot Buttered Soul | 1969

374 | Robert Johnson | King of the Delta Blues Singers | 1961

375 | Green Day | Dookie | 1994

376 | Neutral Milk Hotel | In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 1998

377 | Yeah Yeah Yeahs | Fever to Tell | 2003

378 | Run-D.M.C. | Run-D.M.C. | 1983

379 | Rush | Moving Pictures | 1981

380 | Charles Mingus | Mingus Ah Um | 1959

381 | Lynyrd Skynyrd | (Pronounced 'L?h-'nérd 'Skin-'nérd) | 1973

382 | Tame Impala | Currents | 2015

383 | Massive Attack | Mezzanine | 1998

384 | The Kinks | The Kinks Are the Village Green Preservation Society | 1969

385 | Ramones | Rocket to Russia | 1977

386 | J Dilla | Donuts | 2006

387 | Radiohead | In Rainbows | 2007

388 | Aretha Franklin | Young, Gifted and Black | 1972

389 | Mariah Carey | The Emancipation of Mimi | 2005

390 | Pixies | Surfer Rosa | 1988

391 | Kelis | Kaleidoscope | 1999

392 | Ike & Tina Turner | Proud Mary: The Best of Ike and Tina Turner | 1991

393 | Taylor Swift | 1989 | 2014

394 | Diana Ross | Diana | 1980

395 | D'Angelo and the Vanguard | Black Messiah | 2014

396 | Todd Rundgren | Something/Anything? | 1972

397 | Billie Eilish | When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? | 2019

398 | The Raincoats | The Raincoats | 1979

399 | Brian Wilson | Smile | 2004

400 | The Go-Go's | Beauty and the Beat | 1981

401 | Blondie | Blondie | 1977

402 | Fela Kuti & Africa 70 | Expensive Shit | 1975

403 | Ghostface Killah | Supreme Clientele | 2000

404 | Anita Baker | Rapture | 1986

405 | Various Artists | Nuggets: Original Artyfacts from the First Psychedelic Era | 1972

406 | The Magnetic Fields | 69 Love Songs | 1999

407 | Neil Young | Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere | 1969

408 | Mot?rhead | Ace of Spades | 1980

409 | Grateful Dead | Workingman's Dead | 1970

410 | The Beach Boys | Wild Honey | 1967

411 | Bob Dylan | Love and Theft | 2001

412 | Smokey Robinson | Going to a Go Go | 1965

413 | Creedence Clearwater Revival | Cosmo's Factory | 1970

414 | Chic | Risqué | 1979

415 | The Meters | Looka Py Py | 1969

416 | The Roots | Things Fall Apart | 1999

417 | Ornette Coleman | The Shape of Jazz to Come | 1959

418 | Dire Straits | Brothers in Arms | 1985

419 | Eric Church | Chief | 2011

420 | Earth, Wind & Fire | That's the Way of the World | 1975

421 | M.I.A. | Arular | 2005

422 | Marvin Gaye | Let's Get It On | 1973

423 | Yo La Tengo | I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One | 1997

424 | Beck | Odelay | 1996

425 | Paul Simon | Paul Simon | 1972

426 | Lucinda Williams | Lucinda Williams | 1988

427 | Al Green | Call Me | 1973

428 | Hüsker Dü | New Day Rising | 1985

429 | The Four Tops | Reach Out | 1967

430 | Elvis Costello | My Aim Is True | 1977

431 | Los Lobos | How Will the Wolf Survive? | 1984

432 | Usher | Confessions | 2004

433 | LCD Soundsystem | Sound of Silver | 2007

434 | Pavement | Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain | 1994

435 | Pet Shop Boys | Actually | 1987

436 | 2Pac | All Eyez on Me | 1996

437 | Primal Scream | Screamadelica | 1991

438 | Blur | Parklife | 1994

439 | James Brown | Sex Machine | 1970

440 | Loretta Lynn | Coal Miner's Daughter | 1971

441 | Britney Spears | Blackout | 2007

442 | The Weeknd | Beauty Behind the Madness | 2015

443 | David Bowie | Scary Monsters | 1980

444 | Fiona Apple | Extraordinary Machine | 2005

445 | Yes | Close to the Edge | 1972

446 | Alice Coltrane | Journey in Satchidananda | 1971

447 | Bad Bunny | X 100pre | 2018

448 | Otis Redding | Dictionary of Soul | 1966

449 | The White Stripes | Elephant | 2003

450 | Paul & Linda McCartney | Ram | 1971

451 | Roberta Flack | First Take | 1969

452 | Diana Ross & The Supremes | Anthology | 1974

453 | Nine Inch Nails | Pretty Hate Machine | 1989

454 | Can | Ege Bamyasi | 1972

455 | Bo Diddley | Bo Diddley/Go Bo Diddley | 1958

456 | Al Green | Greatest Hits | 1975

457 | Sinéad O'Connor | I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got | 1990

458 | Jason Isbell | Southeastern | 2013

459 | Kid Cudi | Man on the Moon: The End of the Day | 2019

460 | Lorde | Melodrama | 2017

461 | Bon Iver | For Emma, Forever Ago | 2008

462 | The Flying Burrito Brothers | The Gilded Palace of Sin | 1969

463 | Laura Nyro | Eli and the Thirteenth Confession | 1968

464 | The Isley Brothers | 3x3 | 1973

465 | King Sunny Adé | The Best of the Classic Years | 2003

466 | The Beach Boys | The Beach Boys Today! | 1965

467 | Maxwell | BLACKsummers'night | 2009

468 | The Rolling Stones | Some Girls | 1978

469 | Manu Chao | Clandestino | 1998

470 | Juvenile | 400 Degreez | 1998

471 | Jefferson Airplane | Surrealistic Pillow | 1967

472 | SZA | Ctrl | 2017

473 | Daddy Yankee | Barrio Fino | 2004

474 | Big Star | #1 Record | 1972

475 | Sheryl Crow | Sheryl Crow | 1996

476 | Sparks | Kimono My House | 1974

477 | Howlin' Wolf | Moanin' in the Moonlight | 1959

478 | The Kinks | Something Else by the Kinks | 1968

479 | Selena | Amor Prohibido | 1994

480 | Miranda Lambert | Weight of These Wings | 2016

481 | Belle and Sebastian | If You're Feeling Sinister | 1996

482 | The Pharcyde | Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde | 1992

483 | Muddy Waters | The Anthology | 2001

484 | Lady Gaga | Born This Way | 2011

485 | Richard and Linda Thompson | I Want to See the Bright Lights Tonight | 1974

486 | John Mayer | Continuum | 2006

487 | Black Flag | Damaged | 1981

488 | The Stooges | The Stooges | 1969

489 | Phil Spector & Various Artists | Back to Mono (1958-1969) | 1991

490 | Linda Ronstadt | Heart Like a Wheel | 1975

491 | Harry Styles | Fine Line | 2019

492 | Bonnie Raitt | Nick of Time | 1989

493 | Marvin Gaye | Here, My Dear | 1978

494 | The Ronettes | Presenting the Fabulous Ronettes | 1964

495 | Boyz II Men | II | 1991

496 | Shakira | Dónde Están los Ladrones | 1998

497 | Various Artists | The Indestructible Beat of Soweto | 1985

498 | Suicide | Suicide | 1977

499 | Rufus & Chaka Khan | Ask Rufus | 1977

500 | Arcade Fire | Funeral | 2004

下面是一些统计,可能会有疏漏,因为时间仓促。

9张:

The Beatles

8张:

Bob Dylan

6张:

Kanye West, Neil Young, The Rolling Stones

5张:

Bruce Springsteen, David Bowie, Led Zeppelin

4张:

Aretha Franklin, Joni Mitchell, Pink Floyd, Prince, Radiohead, Stevie Wonder, The Velvet Underground, The Who

3张:

Al Green, Beastie Boys, Big Star, Black Sabbath, Bob Marley & The Wailers, D'Angelo, Elvis Presley, Fiona Apple, James Brown, Janet Jackson, Jay-Z, Kendrick Lamar, Madonna, Marvin Gaye, Michael Jackson, Nirvana, OutKast, Pavement, Sly & the Family Stone, The Band, The Beach Boys, The Clash, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Tom Petty

2张:

A Tribe Called Quest, Beyoncé, Bill Withers, Bjork, Blondie, Brian Eno, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Crosby, Stills & Nash, Curtis Mayfield, Daft Punk, De La Soul, Diana Ross, Drake, Elton John, Elvis Costello, Eminem, Erykah Badu, Frank Ocean, Funkadelic, Grateful Dead, Green Day, John Coltrane, John Lennon, Joy Division, Lil Wayne, Lucinda Williams, Mary J. Blige, Massive Attack, Metallica, Miles Davis, Nine Inch Nails, Oasis, Otis Redding, Paul Simon, Pixies, PJ Harvey, Public Enemy, R.E.M., Ramones, Ray Charles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Roxy Music, Run-D.M.C., Sade, Sam Cooke, Sonic Youth, Steely Dan, Talking Heads, Taylor Swift, The Byrds, The Kinks, The Notorious B.I.G., The Stooges, U2, Van Morrison

2012年版

Bob Dylan 12张

The Beatles 10张

The Rolling Stones 10张

Bruce Springsteen 8张

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The Beatles的Please Please Me从39名直接飞榜,成为最高位的“真”出榜专辑。

Robert Johnson的Complete Recordings从22位直接出榜,但是在374名补了一张King of the Delta Blues Singers,这属于替换形式的“假”出榜。

Elvis Presley的Sunrise从11名飞榜,在78名替换了The Sun Sessions,其实2003年第一版的500就是The Sun Sessions,这个操作非常合理。

受害者一号:

Eric Clapton自己原来有三张,现在全部出局,其中Blues Breakers从195高位飞榜,他所在乐队The Yardbirds的专辑也全部飞榜,成为本期List的飞榜第一人(英国,白男)。

受害者二号:

Elton John,从5张掉落成2张,2012年更新的时候,Elton John已经掉了2张,所以他成为这个List三版更新中,连续掉落最多的歌手,并且从未有新进。(黄石路瑟瑟发抖)

受害群众:

Muddy Waters的The Anthology从38下降到483,成为未出榜的最大降幅专辑(-445)

Phil Spector的Back to Mono从65下降到489,成为未出榜的第二大降幅专辑(-424)

Al Green的Greatest Hits从52下降到456,成为未出榜的第三大降幅专辑(-404)

Arcade Fire的Funeral从151下降到500(-349)

Jefferson Airplane的Surrealistic Pillow从146下降到471(-325)

Howlin' Wolf的Moanin' in the Moonlight 从154下降到477(-323)

可以看到滚石把许多经典但缺乏商业影响力的艺术家都进行了删减和削弱,但都保留了他们最经典的一张作品,这点其实是很棒的,我现在非常感兴趣这些剩下的老艺术家和摇滚始祖,能够在“后浪”席卷中存活下来的作品,才是真正值得收听的佳作。

但我还是要diss一下删掉Eric Clapton全部却把John Mayer加进来的行为,Eric Clapton是John Mayer的爸爸呀,为什么爸爸被踢了,儿子反而能进来,是准备给孙子Ed Sheeran留后门吗?

D'Angelo的Voodoo从481升至28,成为升幅最大专辑(+453)

OutKast的Aquemini从500升至49(+451)

Amy Winehouse的Back to Black从451升至33,成为女歌手升幅最大专辑(+418)

Wu-Tang Clan的Enter the Wu-Tang从387升至27(+360)

Kanye West的My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy从353升至17(+336)

George Michael的Faith从472升至151(+321)

The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill从314升至10(+304)

Cyndi Lauper的She's So Unusual从487升至184(+303)

新入榜排位最高的新专辑(2012年后发行)为Kendrick Lamar的To Pimp a Butterfly,19名。

新入榜排位最高的新/女歌手专辑(2012年后发行)为Beyoncé的Lemonade,32名。

新入榜排位最高的老专辑(2012年前发行)The Notorious B.I.G.的Ready to Die,22名。

新入榜排位最高的老/女歌手专辑(2012年前发行)为Kate Bush的Hounds of Love,68名。

波动幅度最小的专辑

The Beach Boys Pet Sounds (2-2,0)

Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks(9-9,0)

Kanye West Late Registration (118-117,+1)

Bob Marley and the Wailers Legend(46-48,-2)

Cat Stevens Tea for the Tillerman(208-205,+3)

感谢滚石留下了Cat Stevens,看看我周一为Tea for the Tillerman写的文章无人问津,就越发觉得把这些人供着真是非常不合适,没人听,也没人看,滚石已经告诉了你们一遍好音乐有哪些,你们并不想听,那么这次就满足大家,发了一份《500张大家都听过的伟大专辑》,滚石没有为任何人封神,它为它自己封神了!本业余小编表示佩服得五体投地,果然你还是专业封神大佬。

最后是按照年代统计:

1950s 9张

1960s 74张

1970s 158张

1980s 70张

1990s 103张

2000s 49张

2010s 37张(以下为10年代筛选)

17 | Kanye West | My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy | 2010

19 | Kendrick Lamar | To Pimp a Butterfly | 2015

32 | Beyoncé | Lemonade | 2016

79 | Frank Ocean | Blonde | 2016

81 | Beyoncé | Beyoncé | 2013

95 | Drake | Take Care | 2011

99 | Taylor Swift | Red | 2012

115 | Kendrick Lamar | good kid, m.A.A.d city | 2012

137 | Adele | 21 | 2011

148 | Frank Ocean | Channel Orange | 2012

175 | Kendrick Lamar | DAMN. | 2017

196 | Robyn | Body Talk | 2010

213 | Fiona Apple | The Idler Wheel... | 2012

230 | Rihanna | Anti | 2016

269 | Kanye West | Yeezus | 2013

270 | Kacey Musgraves | Golden Hour | 2018

295 | Daft Punk | Random Access Memories | 2013

312 | Solange | A Seat at the Table | 2016

315 | Rosalía | El Mal Querer | 2018

321 | Lana Del Rey | Norman Fucking Rockwell! | 2019

328 | Vampire Weekend | Modern Vampires of the City | 2013

346 | Arctic Monkeys | AM | 2013

367 | Drake | If You're Reading This It's Too Late | 2015

382 | Tame Impala | Currents | 2015

393 | Taylor Swift | 1989 | 2014

395 | D'Angelo and the Vanguard | Black Messiah | 2014

397 | Billie Eilish | When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? | 2019

419 | Eric Church | Chief | 2011

442 | The Weeknd | Beauty Behind the Madness | 2015

447 | Bad Bunny | X 100pre | 2018

458 | Jason Isbell | Southeastern | 2013

459 | Kid Cudi | Man on the Moon: The End of the Day | 2019

460 | Lorde | Melodrama | 2017

472 | SZA | Ctrl | 2017

480 | Miranda Lambert | Weight of These Wings | 2016

484 | Lady Gaga | Born This Way | 2011

491 | Harry Styles | Fine Line | 2019

过往,90年代是《滚石》认为最垃圾的黑暗年代,但是现在补了一大堆嘻哈专,成为名副其实的黄金年代。60年代虽然掉了很多,整体依然是高位的,70年代是摇滚演变出千姿百态的时代,也是新老交替的百家争鸣,现在成为入选最多的时代,也预示着摇滚乐应该始终保持着年轻的心,时刻都在为变革与创新做准备,如果你看不惯这个List,说明你的心老了。最后感谢《滚石》杂志的勇敢与自信,让我再次看到音乐工业的未来,音乐从来不无聊,无聊的只是你自己,用当下的话来说:我们或许正处在一个最伟大的时代。

至少我觉得音乐上是如此。

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