但行好事,莫问前程。
-晚安情话-
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大兄弟小姐妹们,晚上好
愚人节快到了,各位小宝贝儿
抖音上已经开始流行各种套路了
比如,问问对象:你吃屎了吗?
he day that you see me ldand I am already not, have patience and try to understand me … If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. If, when I speak to you,I repeat the same things thousand and one times… Do not interrupt me… listen to me When you were small, I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… When I do not want to have a shower,neither shame me nor scold me…
he day that you see me ldand I am already not, have patience and try to understand me … If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. If, when I speak to you,I repeat the same things thousand and one times… Do not interrupt me… listen to me When you were small, I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… When I do not want to have a shower,neither shame me nor scold me…d to
原图在这里
我整理了其他一些表情包
有表白的、整蛊的、搞笑的
提前祝你愚人节快乐~
温馨提示
表情包都是GIF
需要等!几!秒!看效果
不然就整不到人了!
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表白愚人节表情包
(知道吗我喜欢你很久了……哈哈愚人节快乐)
(我们分手吧……逗你的愚人节快乐)
(你做我儿子的女朋友好吗)
2
套路愚人节表情包
(认为我是帅哥的傻逼请扣1)
(认为我是美女的傻逼请扣1)
(认为我是爸爸的龟孙请扣1)
(认为我是大佬的傻逼请扣1)
(认为我是天才的傻逼请扣1)
(我想跟你说……我是你爸爸)
(这小姑娘长得真漂亮,可惜是个平胸)
(老哥你真六,跟我家狗似的)
(你瞅你今天这逼样了
我不就是三天没喂你吃屎吗)
3
让人一直等的套路表情
(我有一个秘密要告诉你
……哈哈哈傻子还在等呢)
(装成视频发送给别人)
(永远都加载不出来的视频)
(其实就是一个破图)
(装作图片发送失败)
(让对方觉得他网速卡)
(我喜欢你马勒戈壁)
(我就不让你看略略略)
(别等了没图的)
(对不起网络连接已经断开)