PUA语录翻译大全! 英国约会专家教你看清渣男，破解每一步骚操作...(视音频+中英全文)
原创： 乐活英伦 乐活英伦 昨天
2019年12月15日
这两天，一则悲剧引发舆论聚焦。据报道，不久前北大自杀女生包丽同男友交往，以及疑受到男友精神折磨，最终走上自杀的悲剧。
北京大学法学院大三学生包丽自2019年10月9日服药自杀陷入昏迷后，就再没能醒来。一个多月前，医生向家人宣布其“脑死亡”。
11月7日，其母亲从警方处取回了包丽的手机。次日，她看了女儿与男友牟林翰的微信聊天记录，发现了之前所不知道的女儿轻生的真相。
随着新闻发酵，不少网友评论中，最多出现的一个词就是PUA。
许多网友认为，牟林翰利用语言的控制包丽的行为其实和PUA文化沆瀣一气。
PUA的全名为pickup artist，早期在美国其实是帮助男性学习如何和自己喜欢的人搭讪的一种文化，但逐渐变成了一种以“骗”为主的约会文化。
那么，PUA语录都有哪些？如何识别？英国约会专家送上翻译大全，教你看清渣男！
"女生的蓝颜知已"英国恋爱专家Matthew Hussey详尽翻译直男癌语录，手把手教你如何对付PUA，破解渣男每一步骚操作...
每一句都如此真实精准，一击即中！果然是灵魂翻译家。
英国约会专家教你看清渣男!来自乐活英伦00:0003:05
中英全文
I mean obviously from your profile I knew you're really pretty but I did not expect you to be this funny.
看过你的头像照片，当然知道你很漂亮，但没想到，你还这么幽默风趣。
Oh thank you, I think you're very pretty too. See?
啊，谢谢，我觉得你也很好看。
Then why are you single?
是吧，那你为什么还单着？
-What? -I'm just really surprised that you're single. It's just crazy to me.
-蛤？-我就是很惊讶你还单身，真是不可思议。
WTF does that even mean?
这特么是啥意思？
You know like how does a girl like you stay single, you know? Look, I'm attracted to you but I'm insecure.
像你这样的女生，怎么可能还单身？我确实被你吸引了，但我没有安全感。
So do other guys like you or is there something wrong with you I should know about.
所以，你是有其他人追，还是你这人有啥问题，我得提前了解下？
Hmmm I guess I'm just picky, I love my life. so if someone's going to be in it I want them to be awesome.
嗯，只是我太挑剔了，我爱自己的人生。如果有人要参与其中，我希望那个人足够优秀。
Wow yeah, that is a really good answer. You are pretty intimidating.
哇哦，回答得真好，你有点令人生畏。
Son of a bitch...
我擦...
I'm afraid that my normal ways of impressing someone won't work on you and I'm trying to make that your fault. There must be a ton of guys after you. Why do you swipe on me?
我很担心自己平日里的撩妹套路，在你身上不管用，所以，提前把这锅甩给你。一定有很多男生追你。为什么你会看上我？
So tell me what's great about me? I'm just having fun right now you know, I'm going to remind you I said this three months from now.
快告诉我，我的优点是啥。我只是想享受当下，尽情享乐。三个月后，等你想稳定下来，我会提醒你，我说过这话。
You meet a lot of guys online or...For my self-esteem, any answer more than one is too many
你会在网上认识很多男生，还是...以我男人的自尊心，超过一个男性网友都太多。
My job is pretty complicated. I need to date someone dumber than me. Work is just so crazy right now, I'll be saying this to you for literally the rest of your life.
我的工作非常复杂的。我只想找个比我蠢的女人。我最近工作实在太忙。在一起之后，我会这么跟你说一辈子。
She's like my best friend. You're going to love her. We are going to argue about her a lot. I don't get guys' obsessions with porn, you know I never really watch it.
这是我最好的朋友，你肯定会喜欢她的，我们肯定会经常为她吵架。真搞不懂，那些男人干嘛喜欢小黄片，我从来不看。
Haven't open Pornhub since the beginning of this date. My exes are crazy. I cause sane people to do crazy shit. I’m just so sick of drama. LOVE drama...
忙着跟你约会，暂时没空打开小黄片网站。我的前任都是疯子，我有本事让正常人抓狂，我简直烦透了抓马，超爱抓马der！
I think we should just take things slow and see what happens. Let's take it slow and see what happens with my penis. I feel like monogamy might be outdated. Threesome? I don't want to hurt you. Definitely going to hurt you.
咱俩应该慢慢发展，顺其自然。咱俩慢慢发展，顺着我下半身的自然，我觉得一夫一妻制很过时，一起玩3P？我不想伤害你，100%绝对会伤害你。
I’m not really looking for anything serious right now. I'm really not looking for anything serious right now. This place is nice. Well I'm glad we did this, it was really nice getting to know you.
我目前还不想稳定下来，我其实根本不想稳定下来。这地方挺不错，很开心跟你约会，也很高兴深入了解你。
Hey, before you go we should do shots right? -Nah, I'm all set. -It’s just like a vodka shot.
等等，你走之前，咱俩喝几杯吧？-不用，我够了。-就来点儿伏特加。
-Nah, I'm okay. -OK. Hey cool, we should do this again soon yeah? Drink and drive. See you soon. She is not going to see you soon. You’re such a cockblock. Well that makes one of us.
-不用啦！-好吧，那咱们下次再约。怎么样？记得酒后驾车哦！下次见啦！她下次不会见你了，你真是个约炮碍事鬼，我俩确实有个人是。
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