“英欧夫妻”——脱欧反目大戏！各种暗喻反讽太有梗！(视音频+中英全文)
乐活英伦 乐活英伦 6天前
2019年11月28日
从2016年6月的公投开始，英国和欧盟的脱欧大戏已经迈进了第四个年头。曾经信誓旦旦说今年10月31日必须脱欧的英国，如今又陷入了无止境的拉锯战中…
英国和欧盟一天天小矛盾不断，天天打打闹闹，真是像极了吵着离婚的小夫夫…啊错了 是夫妻（嘘）啊！但是这一吵就是四年，也是真的狠！全世界都在吐槽这段脱欧大戏：英国欧盟闹分手都多久了，咋折腾到现在还没离呢？！
来自爱尔兰的三位小哥哥实力演绎“英欧夫夫（妻）”反目剧！大玩明喻暗讽的英文双关，一语道破脱欧问题的关键所在——“小儿子“北爱尔兰啊！“大儿子”苏格兰也操着一口苏格兰口音表示：等我有能力了我也要离家出走！
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"英欧夫妻" 脱欧反目大戏！来自乐活英伦00:0001:53
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EU:Please baby, you have to give me a second chance.
欧盟：拜托了宝贝，再给我一次机会吧！
UK:I've already said NO. It's over.
英国：都说不要了，咱俩结束~
EU:You've never even given me a proper reason.
欧盟：但你根本没说原因啊！都不给我个交代。
UK:You are too controlling.
英国：你控制欲太强了。
EU:I ask your opinion before I do anything.
欧盟：我做任何事之前都有征求你意见啊！
UK:You don't respect my boundaries.
英国：你不尊重我的底线(国家边界)。
EU:We both agreed on an open relationship.
欧盟：不是说好了咱俩维持开放式关系么？
UK:Look, I feel like I'm losing my identity.
英国：我感觉丢失了自我(失去本国特征)。
EU:Now you are just blaming me for your own personal problems.
欧盟：搞了半天都是因为你自己的个人问题而迁怒于我。
UK:All I know is I'm unhappy. And I need to be on my own for a while.
英国：我只知道自己不开心，我需要一点时间独处。
EU:So you are off the market?
欧盟：所以你有新对象了？(退出欧洲市场)
UK:Well I might start a new relationship.
英国：我可能会展开新恋情(建立新关系)。
EU:Oh, just like this huh?
欧盟：就你这模样？
UK:Yes, why not?
英国：对啊，怎么了？
EU:Well maybe you are not as hot as you think you are eh?
欧盟：呵呵，或许你根本没自己想像中那么抢手？
UK:Well, there's that American guy.
英国：谁说的！有个美国男孩呢。
EU:Ha! He is not interested, he is only into himself.
欧盟：哈！他对你才没兴趣，他只关心他自己。
UK:Well, then there is India.
英国：嗯...那还有印度呢。
EU:Your ex-boyfriend, seriously? That was a toxic relationship. All you did was take, take, take. And you call me controlling?
欧盟：你前男友？你讲真？你俩那段关系简直有毒！你只会向他无止尽索取，你还好意思说我控制欲强？
UK:I'm leaving you. I've put your stuff in boxes on the table.
英国：我就要离开你。我已经把你东西装箱子里放桌上了。
UN:I see you are keeping the Coventry International Transport Museum!!
欧盟：考文垂国际交通博物馆你就给自己留下了哦？
UK:That was a gift!
英国：那是送我的礼物！
UN:Oh congratulations! You have woken him up.
欧盟：你可真厉害！把孩子都给吵醒了。
Northern Ireland:Why are Mommy and Daddy fighting?
北爱：妈咪爸比干嘛吵架？
UK:Daddy is going away for a while, Sweetie.
英国：亲爱的，爸比要暂时离开一阵子。
Northern Ireland:But I don't want Daddy to go.
北爱：可我不想爸比离开。
UK:Well, it's between myself and your Father, so let's go back to bed, yes?
英国：嗯…这是妈咪跟爸比俩人之间的事，快回房睡觉去好不好？
UN:Daddy is still going to be here, OK?
欧盟：放心，爸比是不会离开的！
UK:We'll see about that…
英国：这可不一定...
UN:Excusez-moi?
欧盟：你说啥？
UK:I want full custody.
英国：我要做全权监护人。
UN:No, no, no… He stays with me.
欧盟：不行，不可能，他得跟我。
UK:You can't use him as some sort of pawn.
英国：你不能利用他当谈判筹码！
UN:You do not even know his name.
欧盟：你连他名字叫啥都搞不清楚！
UK:Ireland
英国：爱尔兰啊。
UN:Northern Ireland!
欧盟：是北爱尔兰！
UK:Well, whatever.
英国：喔，差不多吧！
UN:Why don't we ask him what he thinks?
欧盟：要不咱们问问他自己的想法吧？
UK:Oh, it doesn't matter what he bloody thinks! It's what's best for me… For the family!
英国：又没人在乎他特么的在想什么！只要对我有利...额…对家庭有利就行！
UN:Well OK, you want a divorce? Fine, you can have one.
欧盟：呵呵很好，非要离婚是吧？好啊！那就离吧！
UN:But I am not going to make this easy. I'm going to draw things out until the last minute. And I hope you like negotiating. Because this is going to be… Excruciating!
欧盟：但我不会让你好过的！我就要给你拖到最后一刻！希望你会喜欢谈判的赶脚，因为整个过程将会非常...痛不欲生！！
UK:Fine!
英国：谁怕谁啊！
UN:Fine!
欧盟：放马过来！
UN& UK:See you in Brussels!
欧盟&英国：布鲁赛尔见！
Scotland:As soon as I turn 18, I'm out of here!
苏格兰：等我一满18周岁，我就离开这鬼地方！
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